BongMaster

BongMaster is a corporation that produces smoking and smoking-related products, including pipes, custom tobacco blends, and even insurance. Its subsidiary, BongMaster BongCreations, operates as an in-house glassblowing studio, manufacturing everything from standard bongs for the everyman to some of humanity’s largest water pipes. Its products are a staple at any bongpelzista, and it also produces a number of bongpelzista setpieces, including miniature trains, turbine buses, bells, and hammers. Founded in Croatia in the mid-2100s, it is now humanity’s largest paraphenalia company.